The Life & Adventures of a Single Lady & Her Dog
My feelings towards people who outwardly panic at work. What does this solve? Get your shit together & deal.

My feelings towards people who outwardly panic at work. What does this solve? Get your shit together & deal.

Even though she slobbered me with love….she has pulled every muscle in my body just going out for walks.

My arm, stomach, neck, and knee are done for. (My stomach muscles hurt the worst)

Even though she slobbered me with love….she has pulled every muscle in my body just going out for walks.

My arm, stomach, neck, and knee are done for. (My stomach muscles hurt the worst)

Things moms do for single daughters…

My grandfather is critically ill in the hospital (Sads…I spent the weekend driving up north and back…but he’s getting better!)

My mom went to see him in the hospital and ran into a single anesthesiologist who is moving to the next town over from me. (In a town where no home is less than a million dollars…such a nice town)

She gave him my number. 

Thanks Mom for your help in the cause. 

After a crap day of working 12 hours, I have to say thanks to…

United airlines for my first class upgrade.

woohoo! See you tomorrow Chicago.

The curse of the J’s…

Last night I realized new neighbor’s name starts with a J ….I am forever cursed with meeting guys that’s name start with a J. Every single guy for the last 3 years has been a J name…Josh, Julian, Jeremy, James, John..etc…

I don’t feel like these are overly common names…Can I get a Mike? Some variation?…These J names never work out. New neighbor is very nice though and did offer to help me hang things on the wall, etc. since I still am not really settled. He also offered to help with Mo if I ever need it, which was sweet. We also live so close to one another I heard him on the phone while walking Mo last night. 

In other news…, old neighbor is apparently in LOVE with a new lady. Enough to delete his dating profile and tell his friends, she’s “the one”. (They have known each other 1.5 weeks…) The more they tell me about him, the more I realize how much better off I am. I really was too good for him, not the other way around. (He’s on vacation this week though and I dog napped Faith for the week. I don’t want to give her back)

Mo always looks miserable in our selfies.

Mo always looks miserable in our selfies.

How cute is this?

How cute is this?

Zero plans tonight turned into…

Hooking up with an extremely hot neighbor across the street.

I have zero expectations this for, it was simply…hey we live literally across from one another, we’re single, we’ve been drinking so obviously….

but he was very funny in a sort of dry/sarcastic way & probably one of the hottest guys I’ve hooked up with in years.

This was so much needed. ;) Not gonna fall head over heels for this one…

(PS- Mo kept trying to jump in my bed)

I have a really hot new neighbor in my house.

Like very hot.

Love having a house guard. This dog and I went on a 3 mile walk where she very nearly broke my hand in an attempt to get a squirrel.

But I still love her.