The Life & Adventures of a Single Lady & Her Dog
Mo was trying to chew Rebecca to freedom.

Mo was trying to chew Rebecca to freedom.

I decided…FUCK BEING FAT.
I’m so over it. I wasted my 20s yoyo dieting & always fluctuating in weight.

I’m 30…it’s not going to get easier & I need to get this under control. I want my confidence back…I want to date…I want to be excited to clothes shop again.

So here we go…last night I bought some new bright colored nikes & a hot orange shirt…today I walked nearly 4 miles. (My foot I dropped the suitcase on did NOT love that)

Hopefully in the next month I’m at my moms I can get motivated & stay on track now that I can’t delivery.com every meal.

I did a pretty good job!

I did a pretty good job!

My mom & brother went to the bar together…. AND I WAS NOT INVITED.

Poured myself a large glass of wine & am doing my nails instead.

My mom & brother went to the bar together…. AND I WAS NOT INVITED.

Poured myself a large glass of wine & am doing my nails instead.

Last Saturday in Hoboken.

Sunshine at the pier & fabulous brunch.

Last Hoboken Saturday.

Taking in the sunshine at the pier & eating some fab brunch.

I just ordered Lobster for delivery.

Sadly though, my mom packed my wine opener…and I cannot open the bottle of wine I had chilling in my fridge.

New Pet Peeves
  1. People who text message entire conversations & thoughts. If I get 10 text message paragraphs from you IN A ROW…Pick up the phone and call me if you have that much to say. 
  2. People who say, “So and so WILL NOT stop doing X.” And this person maybe did something ONCE & are not repetitively doing something. Define how then they “can’t stop doing” something.

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Selling shit on Craig’s LIst…

is an f’in nightmare.

Response in gif form to a woman who said, “I would really like the wardrobe closet you are selling but I can’t pick it up until after you move. Can  you bring it to your new place & I can pick it up there later in the week? Also can I give you $50 instead of $65.”

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Also relevant for people:

  • asking to send me a check/money order
  • asking for things at 20% of the list price. (surrrree…at that rate, why dont’ I also hand deliver it to YOU as well.)
All this dog wants to do is play with toys…but there’s no room among the boxes.

All this dog wants to do is play with toys…but there’s no room among the boxes.