The Life & Adventures of a Single Lady & Her Dog
Dear North Jersey,

I do NOT miss you and your absurd amount of traffic and the inability to find parking to run a simple errand.

I’ll take the horse farm land of NJ any day over this bullshit.

Seriously,
Full of rage

Dear North Jersey,

I do NOT miss you and your absurd amount of traffic and the inability to find parking to run a simple errand.

I’ll take the horse farm land of NJ any day over this bullshit.

Seriously,
Full of rage

I guess he thinks he is hiding…?

I guess he thinks he is hiding…?

Perfect end to a completely shitty week?

Got in a work fight…Like actual yelling and swearing in the conference room. (I didn’t swear at someone…they did at me, so profesh…)

I have to share a co-worker with a director & that coworker reports to her instead of me because this person is my friend. The split was supposed to really be she works 75% for me, 25% supporting the director because I have a massive work load…however this bitch does NOT want to share. 

After throwing her title around and the fact that my counterpart reports to her not me and she is not doing certain things to help me…I just lost it. I’m managing 4x the workload…YOU CAN MANAGE ON YOUR OWN FOR A WEEK. Get the fuck over it.

I cannot stand people who are drunk with power. Titles don’t matter, you don’t need to micromanage people…we’re adults, we can figure out our shit & manage our time. 

I NEVER ever get mad at work but if you say things to me about who reports to who & just act ignorant… You’re gonna see shit roll.

I am pissed I lost my cool but this week/month has been god damn awful…and it’s only going to get worse until the end of the year. :(

I’m off to Chicago…Mo seems to be happy hanging out with a friend.

I’m off to Chicago…Mo seems to be happy hanging out with a friend.

I came home to such a nice surprise from corporategirl !
Mo and I got some Halloween treats! Thanks lady for being so thoughtful. :)

I came home to such a nice surprise from corporategirl !

Mo and I got some Halloween treats! Thanks lady for being so thoughtful. :)

"Mom, I don’t care it’s 5:30…TAKE ME OUT!"

"Mom, I don’t care it’s 5:30…TAKE ME OUT!"

I’m off today for Columbus Day…and this guy is creepin’ up behind me while
I do my makeup.

I’m off today for Columbus Day…and this guy is creepin’ up behind me while
I do my makeup.

Kitchen Discoveries

1) I have a mouse who is leaving his business in my drawer….(ugh!)

2) I had an entire cabinet I never realized I wasn’t using…and it’s a big corner one. This is a testament to how little of time I spend in the kitchen…

3) Skinny Taste Mac & Cheese is really good….and I have officially used the cookbook

Took Mo out across the street to pee…

And ran into the medical examiner bringing a body out of the condo across from me.

I don’t know who lived there but aw, sads. :(

Big stretch!

Big stretch!